A Bengali in Heaven
A Bengali dies. In Heaven he sees a Large Wall full of Clocks.
He asks the Angel:”What are these for?”
Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, the clock moves.”
The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?
Angel says: It’s Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
Feeling excited ,The man asks: Where is our CM ‘ Didi’s clock?
Angel replies: That’s in our office …we use it as TABLE FAN !