Guess How A Bihari’s Microsoft Job Application Really Went Through!
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Lalu prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference: “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Lalu prasad continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad – Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet – Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement – Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance – Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call – Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained – Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks – Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates – Tohar Bilva