Halloween Candy What do baby ghosts say when they run out of Halloween candy? Boo Hoo! Halloween Sweets on Amazon
Top Funny Halloween Jokes!
Here’s a host of the top funny Halloween jokes for kids to keep to you at your wackiest and weirdest end.
Halloween Financial Statement What famous financial saying was written on Halloween? “A ghoul and his mummy are soon parted”! Halloween Money on Amazon
Halloween’s Singing Birds What do birds sing on Halloween? “Trick or Tweet!!” Halloween Music on Amazon
Halloween Zombies What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween!! Halloween Costumes on Amazon
Halloween Squash What do you call the far out, radical relatives of a squash on Halloween? “Punk Kins” Halloween Squash on Amazon
Halloween Street Zombies What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends… Halloween Zombie Costumes on Amazon
Fat Orange Squash What do you call a fat orange squash on October 31st? A Halloween Plumpkin! Halloween Pumpkin on Amazon
Halloween Mammal Which Halloween mammal likes to play baseball? The bats! Halloween Pet Gifts on Amazon
Halloween’s infectious disease agent! What disease causing infectious agent shows up every Halloween? Hauntavirus! Halloween Gifts on Amazon
What is Dracula’s House Called? Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building. Halloween Dracula on Amazon