Lawyer Jokes

Best Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers are witty guys. They are master law twisters. They examine, define and redefine every thing that they encounter as per their own interpretation of the events getting unfolded before them and place them before law. Whatever the situation they always want to be in a win-win situation and they can be quite hilarious when trying to present their case.  But sometimes their clients get them on the wrong foot! So enjoy the best of Lawyer jokes here.

Myasthenia Gravis and Memory

Myasthenia gravis and memory ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect […]

The Attorney’s IQ!

The Attorney’s IQ! ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ. IQ Books on Amazon

Picture’s Witness!

Picture’s Witness! ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Photography Books on Amazon

Need For a New Attorney

Why the witness needed a new attorney? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there […]