The Individual’s Description ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or […]
Best Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers are witty guys. They are master law twisters. They examine, define and redefine every thing that they encounter as per their own interpretation of the events getting unfolded before them and place them before law. Whatever the situation they always want to be in a win-win situation and they can be quite hilarious when trying to present their case. But sometimes their clients get them on the wrong foot! So enjoy the best of Lawyer jokes here.
The Doctor’s autopsy reply! ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put […]
Autopsy Report Examination by Attorney ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And […]
Attorney’s Urine Sample! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? Pathology Equipment’s on Amazon
The Attorney’s Doctor ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? […]
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