Lawyer Jokes

Best Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers are witty guys. They are master law twisters. They examine, define and redefine every thing that they encounter as per their own interpretation of the events getting unfolded before them and place them before law. Whatever the situation they always want to be in a win-win situation and they can be quite hilarious when trying to present their case.  But sometimes their clients get them on the wrong foot! So enjoy the best of Lawyer jokes here.

The Doctor’s Autopsy Reply!

The Doctor’s autopsy reply! ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put […]

Attorney’s Urine Sample

Attorney’s Urine Sample! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? Pathology Equipment’s on Amazon

Attorney’s Doctor

The Attorney’s Doctor ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? […]

Attorney’s Seasons Greetings

Attorney’s seasons greetings Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral […]