Vacuum Salesman had his Day! A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door. A lady opened it. Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into […]
Top Jokes on Professions and Career Jokes
Which Profession are you in?
We all know whichever profession we are in we are constantly getting bombarded with it working complexities. But each of the professions be it lawyers, accountants have their own individual moments of laughs. Here we present some of the best jokes on profession which will tickle your minds, body and souls.
Fishing is the Best Remedy for Headaches A keen immigrant Indian lad applied for a salesman’s job at London ‘s premier downtown department store. In […]
Old Lady’s Argument With the Attorney! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you […]
Myasthenia gravis and memory ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect […]
Attorney’s question on death! ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the […]
The Attorney’s IQ! ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ. IQ Books on Amazon
Picture’s Witness! ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Photography Books on Amazon
Why the witness needed a new attorney? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there […]
Marriage termination query by attorney ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take […]
The Individual’s Description ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or […]