Jokes On Professions

Top Jokes on Professions and Career Jokes

Which Profession are you in?
We all know whichever profession we are in we are constantly getting bombarded with it working complexities. But each of the professions be it lawyers, accountants have their own individual moments of laughs. Here we present some of the best jokes on profession which will tickle your minds, body and souls.

The Doctor’s Autopsy Reply!

The Doctor’s autopsy reply! ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put […]

Attorney’s Urine Sample

Attorney’s Urine Sample! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? Pathology Equipment’s on Amazon

Attorney’s Doctor

The Attorney’s Doctor ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? […]

Attorney’s Seasons Greetings

Attorney’s seasons greetings Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral […]

Scientific Movie Dialogue!

Scientific Movie Dialogue! Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai … Tumhare pass kya hai Neutron […]

What is a Fruition Formula!

What is a fruition formula! What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom? BaNaNa Science Books on Amazon

Story of Atom’s Election

Story of Atom’s Election Atom 1: I just lost an electron. Atom 2: How do you feel? Atom 1: Positive Physics Books on Amazon