India’s Positive Reaction to Modi Government’s Currency Ban

India’s Positive Reaction to Modi Government’s Currency Ban
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Modi Government’s currency ban triggers a hilarious wave nation wide!

The Modi Government played a very smart move on Nov 8th’ 2016 whereby it banned all the ₹500 and ₹1000 notes giving a huge blow to the people who are largely invested in corrupt practices.

While the currency ban episode shook India from its roots, the Indian public took a very positive attitude towards the demonetization and supported the whole thing with extreme grace. India’s Hilariously Positive Reaction to the currency ban was worth noting.

Here’s a quick peek at some of them and how people related them to different fields.

Demonetization Linked to ongoing US Presidential Elections:

  • Modi played the TRUMP card
  • Poori india HILLARY hai
  • आज अमेरिका में वोटो की गिनती हो रही है और भारत में नोटों की….
  • Americans Counting Votes, Indians Counting Notes
  • Now we can also say… while America is still on labour!  Modi delivered
  • Modi played the TRUMP card
  • Lag gayi sab Modi bhakto ki…Hillariously Trump kar diya saale ne
  • “Now nobody is interested whether it’s Trump or Hillary.
    Mr. Modi has stolen the Thunder”
  • USA remembers 9/11.
    Indians will remember 8/11.
  • 9/11 will be remembered again forever
    India got MODIfied, and USA may get TRUMPed!!
  • It will be HILLARYous!!!
    News channels had prepared for Clinton n Trump, Modi came out of syllabus
  • Now we can also say… while America is still on labour!  Modi delivered
    First 9/11 was years back in USA
    Second 9/11 in India
    Both shook the world
  • America is in labour now
    In 24 hours we shall know if it’s a boy or girl If Donald Trump becomes the US President and Rahul our next PM, then we can play cards with the US. They would have a trump and we would have a joker.
  • In 24 hrs 2 of the greatest democracies have gone from black to white!
  • Ye sala 9/11 jab bhi ata hai hila dalta hai

Demonetization Linked to Corruption:

  • Jumped Red Light, offered Police Waallaa 1000 Ruppee notePolice waalaa:  Sir 100 hi dedo chalega
  • *Dont worry friends*
    Try one thing…. call up all your friends….if they don’t pick up they’re probably busy counting….
  • Kaala dhan bahar se laane ka vaada tha.
    Yeh toh andar ka nikaal raha hai
  • After Voluntary Disclosure Scheme,
    its Compulsory Disclosure Scheme…

Demonetization Linked to Positive Attitude:

  • एक बात हमेशा याद रखना कभी किसी को छोटा मत समझना “: #सौ_का_नोट
    होड़ मची हुई है सब के सब मैसेज पर मैसेज भेजने में लगे हैं….
    कम्बख्तों। चैन से गिनने तो दो।
    क्यों बार बार डिस्टर्ब कर रहे हो…

आज जिंदगी में पहली बार पैसे कम होने की ख़ुशी हो रही है …..

  • Modi. .the only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a billion people without chai
  • Bhai maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi,  maaf kar do bhaiyo.
  • Actually what happened is..
    Mahatma Gandhi had came into Modi’s dream yesterday & said “Modi beta bahut din se Maine DP change nahi kiya hai”

Demonetization Linked to Money Lenders:

  • साला जिनको उधार दिया था वो मेरा फोन नही उठा रहे थे
    अब खुद फोन करके पूछ रहे है सेठ पैसे कब पहुँचाऊ

Demonetization Linked to Working:

  • आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे
    सारी पत्नियो का जमा धन बlहर पतियो में उत्साह की लहर..
  • फिलहाल जिनके पास काला धन नहीं हैं वे whatsapp पर है। बाकी सब हिसाब लगा रहे हैं

Demonetization Linked to Marriage:

  • 2 mins silence for All those who are getting married tomorrow..
    Kal sirf lifaafa milega
  • Surgical strike on all Ladies now they have to declare all savings to there husband tomorrow morning
  • वा रे मोदी जी क्या दिमाग चलाया है काले धन का तो पता नहीं पर घरो में ओरतो के खजाने का तो पता चल हि जाएगा – super mind
  • Jiski shaadi aaj ho rahi hogi wo bechaaraa to lifafa khol khol ke dekh raha hoga
  • 500 और 1000 के नोट बंद होने से पतियों में छाई ख़ुशी की लहर। बीवियों द्वारा जमा काला धन बाहर आने की उम्मीद।

Demonetization Linked to Environment:

  • The Delhi smog is finally explained… It wasn’t crop burning.  It was cash burning.

Demonetization Linked to Festival:

  • भारत में असली दीवाली आज
    आज पहली बार ऐसा होगा…
    जिसके पास पैसा नही है वो चैन से सोयेगा…
    जिसके पास है उसे नींद नही आयेगी…

Demonetization Linked to Swacch Bharat Campaign:

  • What a Modisterstroke…A bunch of people suddenly found a lot of toilet paper under their mattress!

Demonetization Linked to Advertising:

  • आज सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह Thumbs Up निकली और बोला चलो इंडिया आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं

Demonetization Linked to Movie Dialogue:

  • Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
    ‘Mere pass 100-100 ke notes hai!!!
  • गरीब तो रोज ही कल की चिंता में सोता है!
    आज अमीरो की बारी है!

Demonetization Linked to the Army:

  • Today for a change, fauj will sleep while rest of country stays awake….
    Ye cheating hai!!

Demonetization Linked to Politics:

  • BREAKING NEWS:
    Aaj sirf modi aaram se soyega
    Baki sab whatsapp aur
    Facebook par forward forward khelenge
  • Anna Hazare changing his name to Anna Dohazare from midnight tonite
  • Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
    – Aap ka apna Rahul Gandhi
    Our Prime Minister dropped a NUCLEAR BOMB tonight.
  • आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे
  • Modi  ne kaha tha  ki sabhi ke Bank account mei 15 Lakh Ayenge. Kisi ne  socha nahi  tha  ki log khud hi jma kraenge…!
  • Somewhere in Karachi a general just yelled “array printing band karo. client just changed the creative”
  • Jayalalita came out of coma on hearing 500 & 1000 out of circulation from midnight today

Demonetization Linked to Doctors:

  • Heavy rush at hospitals… doctor Saab kisi bhi cheez ka operation kar do…..5-6 lakh wala

Demonetization Linked to Social  Media:

  • फिलहाल जिनके पास काला धन नहीं हैं वे WhatsApp पर है।
    बाकी सब हिसाब लगा रहे हैं

Demonetization Linked to Advertising:

  • आज सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह thumbsup निकली और बोला चलो इंडिया आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं

Demonetization Linked to Technology:

  • Man goes to ATM after the news.
    Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
    Machine gives him Rs 1000 note.
    Message on screen – “Keep the change”
  • *नए नोट की कुछ ख़ास बातें*
    अब नए नोट में GPS होगा,
    2 मेगापिक्सल का फ्रंट कैमरा होगा,
    LED डिस्प्ले होगा,
    512 mb रैम होगी
    1.2 गीगा हर्ट्ज का प्रोसेसर होगा
    200 mah बैटरी
    चोरी का सायरन होगा
    फिंगर प्रिंट सेंसर,
    अब नए नोट से कोई घूस लेगा तो गाँधी जी स्क्रीन से निकलकर लट्ठ मारेंगे

Demonetization Linked to After Effects:

  • You can deposit your 500/1000 notes even after 31 December. Two banks in Delhi have been specially assigned the task of accepting your notes for as long as it is needed. The two banks are: Both the banks of the Yamuna.

Whatever the situation, India’s reaction to the currency ban to the meticulous operation has been astounding and Indian public has reacted very positively to this currency ban masterstroke.

We congratulate the Indian Prime Minister – Narendra Modi on this brave move and making the nation realize the potential that we have.


 

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