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Myasthenia Gravis and Memory

Myasthenia gravis and memory ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect […]

The Attorney’s IQ!

The Attorney’s IQ! ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ. IQ Books on Amazon

Picture’s Witness!

Picture’s Witness! ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Photography Books on Amazon

Need For a New Attorney

Why the witness needed a new attorney? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there […]

The Doctor’s Autopsy Reply!

The Doctor’s autopsy reply! ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put […]