This Valentine Day KISS is different!
At a dinner party, the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “ KISS ” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, “So your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.”
The speaker replied, “You don’t know my wife. The letters stands for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid’.”