The Cheapest Chinese Detective to be Found

The cheapest Chinese detective

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective. The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most Honorable Sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me.
I fall off tree. So what.
I no see.

No fee,
Cheng Lee

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