This funny language says it all!
The Perils Of The English Language.
A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing.
At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, – “Who has a cock?”… All the men got up.
“No, I meant who has seen a cock?”… All the women got up.
“No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn’t a theirs?”… Half the women got up.
“Oh, for Heaven’s sake, Who has seen my cock?”… All the nuns got up…!
English is indeed a funny language!