How About These Puns for the Educated Minds!

That’s cool puns for the educated minds!

▪ How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.

▪ A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
Details are sketchy.

▪ I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.

▪ England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.

▪ They told me I had type-A blood,
but it was a Type-O.

▪ I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.
It’s syncing now.

▪ I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.

▪ I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can’t put it down.

▪ I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.

▪ Why were the Indians able to settle here first?
They had reservations.

▪ We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there’s no pop quiz.

▪ I didn’t like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me.

▪ Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn’t control her pupils?

▪ When you get a bladder infection….
you know urine trouble.

▪ Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

▪ What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

▪ I dropped out of the Communism class
because of lousy Marx.

▪ I got a job at a bakery
because I kneaded dough.

▪ Velcro – what a rip off!

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