Top Funny Halloween Jokes!
Here’s a host of the top funny Halloween jokes for kids to keep to you at your wackiest and weirdest end.

Everyone Says I Look like a Halloween Werewolf

Halloween Werewolf “Mommy, everyone says I look like a Werewolf.” “Please be quiet and comb your face.” Halloween Gifts on Amazon

What Halloween Food did the Mad Scientist Eat?

Halloween Food What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? Frankenfurters with ketchup! Halloween Books on Amazon

First prize at the Halloween party Why was the boy unhappy to win 1st prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he had just […]

Halloween Costume Party What do people who dressed up as trees on Halloween say? Twig or Treat! Halloween Costumes on Amazon

Halloween Birdie Calls What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets! Halloween Pets on Amazon

Halloween Craft What kind of tape do you use on Halloween? Mask-ing Tape! Halloween Art and Craft on Amazon

Halloween Biology What kind of protozoa like Halloween? The Amoeboo! Halloween Books on Amazon

Halloween Owl What did one Owl say to the other Owl? Happy Owl-ween Halloween Pets on Amazon

Jac-O-Lantern How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch. Halloween Lanterns on Amazon

Halloween Character What Halloween character keeps time for the whole world? Green-witch! Halloween Gifts on Amazon