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Lawyer Jokes

Best Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers are witty guys. They are master law twisters. They examine, define and redefine every thing that they encounter as per their own interpretation of the events getting unfolded before them and place them before law. Whatever the situation they always want to be in a win-win situation and they can be quite hilarious when trying to present their case.  But sometimes their clients get them on the wrong foot! So enjoy the best of Lawyer jokes here.

Is Lying Under Oath in Court an Offense?
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Is Lying Under Oath in Court an Offense?

23 March 2017 Neeraj Singhvi 0 Comments court, lawyer, oath, Sohrabji

Lying under oath can be really tricky Rustomji and Sohrabji, two Parsi friends, very old and frail, used to meet

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Attorney's Seasons Greetings Could Be a Tough Call!
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Attorney’s Seasons Greetings Could Be a Tough Call!

29 December 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments attorney, attorney's terms, Best Wishes, season's greetings, Spliced, Superstitions, Wish

Attorney’s Seasons greetings! Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,

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Lawyers Flout Expensive Restaurant Rules
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Lawyers Flout Expensive Restaurant Rules

1 December 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments American cuisine, British cuisine, Cuisine, Food and drink, Restaurant, restaurant jokes, Sandwich, Street food, World cuisine

Two Lawyers in an expensive restaurant! Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant… Ordered 2 coffees and then

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Old Lady's Argument
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Old Lady’s Argument With the Attorney

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, attorney, Criminal procedure, Defense Attorney, Human Interest, Law, law jokes, old lady jokes

Old Lady’s Argument With the Attorney! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years

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Myasthenia Gravis and Memory

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, Cognitive science, Epistemology, Knowledge, law jokes, Memory, memory jokes, Myasthenia, Myasthenia gravis, Neuromuscular junction disease, RTT, Witness

Myasthenia gravis and memory ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in

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Question on Death
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Attorney’s Question on Death to the Doctor!

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, death jokes, law jokes, The Doctor

Attorney’s question on death! ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t

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Attorney's IQ
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The Attorney’s IQ Like You Have Never Heard Before!

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, Heritability of IQ, Hive Mind, Intelligence, Intelligence quotient, IQ jokes, law jokes, Neuroscience, Psychometrics, Toyota iQ

The Attorney’s IQ! ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.

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Picture’s Witness!

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, Evidence law, law jokes, witness jokes

Picture’s Witness! ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Photography Books on Amazon

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New Attorney
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Need for a New Attorney by the Witness

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Adventure games, Agency law, Amazon, attorney jokes, Common law, Cross-examination, Decision-making, Dismissal of U.S. attorneys controversy hearings, Evidence law, Law, law jokes, Law_Crime, Medical law, Power of attorney, Withdrawal from representation, Witness

Why the witness needed a new attorney? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

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Marriage termination query by attorney
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Marriage Termination Query by Attorney

25 May 2016 funjokesjoyadmin 0 Comments Amazon, attorney jokes, divorce joke, Evidence law, law jokes, Marriage, marriage jokes, marriage termination

Marriage termination query by attorney ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death

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