Old Lady’s Argument With the Attorney
Old Lady’s Argument With the Attorney! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you […]
Lawyer Jokes
Best Lawyer Jokes
Lawyers are witty guys. They are master law twisters. They examine, define and redefine every thing that they encounter as per their own interpretation of the events getting unfolded before them and place them before law. Whatever the situation they always want to be in a win-win situation and they can be quite hilarious when trying to present their case. But sometimes their clients get them on the wrong foot! So enjoy the best of Lawyer jokes here.
Myasthenia Gravis and Memory
Myasthenia gravis and memory ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect […]
Attorney’s Question on Death to the Doctor!
Attorney’s question on death! ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the […]
The Attorney’s IQ Like You Have Never Heard Before!
The Attorney’s IQ! ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ. IQ Books on Amazon
Picture’s Witness!
Picture’s Witness! ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? Photography Books on Amazon
Need for a New Attorney by the Witness
Why the witness needed a new attorney? ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there […]
Marriage Termination Query by Attorney
Marriage termination query by attorney ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take […]
The Individual’s Description by the Witness
The Individual’s Description ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or […]
The Doctor’s Autopsy Reply!
The Doctor’s autopsy reply! ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put […]
Autopsy Report Examination by Attorney
Autopsy Report Examination by Attorney ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And […]